Things You Don’t Want To Hear During a Surgery

1. Hand me that… uh… whatever it’s called !
2. - Oh no! I just lost my watch.
3. - “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
4. - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
5. - Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
6. - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
7. - There go the lights again…
8. - Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this guy’s got two of ‘em.
9. - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
10. - Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off.
11. - What’s this doing here?
12. - I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.
13. - That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
14. - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
15. -You sure it wasn’t this leg?
16. - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
17. - Are his relatives waiting outside?
18. - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
19. - Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
20. - What do you mean, “You want a divorce”!
21. - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
22. - This scissor looks rusted.
23. - Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
24. - Isn’t this the one with the really lousy insurance?
25. - Now from where did this spider come in from?

Tags: Humor, jokes